Ready to make some motherfucking money in this horseshit crypto market? Buy low, shill like a whore, and sell high!
Remember these golden rules, dickhead:
1. Don't be the last fucking bagholder or you're totally fucked
2. Shill your coins to every goddamn idiot to pump the price
3. Dump everything before the cocksuckers pull the rug
4. Not your keys, not your shit, asshole
Your final score, dickhead:
You're a fucking paper-handed bitch!